Hello Cohen! Goodbye Cohen!

 You know, I wanted to make the title a little more child like with "Cohen: Exposed" or Cohen the untold story but then I thought fuck it! What is about to be presented needs to be savored like a fine whine. See, it turns out Cohen has pissed off/attacked so many people I was contacted anonymously. I was then presented with sources of information that, well hmm ... let us just say it really exposes how much Cohen has lied, plus really brings that racism of his to light.

I know, I know; You really want me to get to the good stuff, but first I have no I want to address some recent happenings over on Cohen's Steam Profile because there is a little something there that will be addressed when I go through that rather juicy information.

I want to first address what Cohen has written on his profile which is: "Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar? The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it. Like it's inviting him to get closer for the next one. I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have [redacted] to this scene so many times."

See, no one (ie: Cohen) writes something like that then falsely accuses another (ie: me) of being a pedophile unless they (ie: Cohen) has something to hide, so I started to press him on the matter:

Then I pressed much harder. Hell, I even threw in some bait for good measure that I knew he would not be able to pass up, but much to my surprise it has been three hours now and nothing but silence from the man. Perhaps he is waiting to see what move I make. I truly hope not, because you read what I wrote, I made sure to add in a dead mans switch as it were. The longer he remains quiet, the more his silence means he is guilty. Am I not a vicious little shit?

This space is reserved on the off chance Cohen actually presents a reply. Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock.

You are totally going to roll your eyes and growl, because I need to tease about the good just just a little more, as there is something else Cohen Dropped that being the untrusting person I am, I went to verify something he stated. I am not sorry to say, but with this one little slip up Cohen has proven he is heteralsexual like myself. What Slip up? Stating trans folx community. 

Now if there is any member of the actual LGBTQ+ willing to correct me, then I will admit that I am wrong and will naturally make the correct, however until then and with the power of google I found trans folx and well it is not a community persay, just look at some of the services they offer:

Now if Cohen is willing to lie about that, what else is he lying about? It is time we take a dive into that info dumb I received.

But first we need to have a few words from our sponsor's....

... YIKES! I see the glares I am getting. I was joking, we are going to get into that right now, I promise! Now before you lunge at me, I to provide a nice little Segway and to get us going, how about we look at the whole Lady Shnu Shnu situation and whom really did it first. March 15th 2022 is when I first came up with the idea:

Then later on the same date I did the change:

Of course three days later Cohen did his account change: (honestly I have to thank him for re-using this screen shot in his cringe as I had lost it, so a round of applause for Cohen and how he is the maker of his own undoing)

Now Cohen claims that he was the first to ever have/use the name Shnu Shnu, ( say it that way because for whatever reason in his mind Sir and Lady mean the same thing, as we have all seen). Why he went on and on about how he had me dead to rights on that one, so I guess I will have to use that web site a anonymous source gave me:

What? This shows He chanced it on March 18th 2022. That would mean he copied my name three days after I created it. This cannot be right! Oh I know I am hiding his other names. Phew! Good thing Future me told me how that would be dishonest:

Hang on, this is not making sense at all, how could Cohen have a name after me yet say he was the one to originally own it? Oh silly me! As I get done face palming myself, I remembered Cohen said he had Shnu Shnu as his first ever name on steam:

How can this be? This is not making any sense at all! Oh, I know! I bet it was one of those things he merely forgot around what time he had it, so let me check that way:

Well this is really strange! There has to be an issue with the web site as it only shows Cohen having the name Shnu Shnu but like in 2022, and three days after I created it. Oh I know, I am sure he will at least have the profile picture up. that will totally show I am Plagiarizing him:

Well now that is really odd. Some of those pictures come off as mocking others, or perhaps to some degree a little racist. This would in no way be the Cohen we know because he believes in Inclusion and not being racist after all:

Except he doesn't and as I said before, he spews all that kind of crap to use as a shield so he can be immune to all forms of criticism. It would be a real shame if I truly put the boots to him and kicked him when he was done like this.

Well, he really did accuse me of some very sick false allegations so fucking right I am going to go full bore on his ass:

I do not think I have to remind anyone how racist the words Coot, Spook, Coon are or the fact it is racism towards the back community. 

Before the racist son of a bitch claims those are not his names, well gee, yes they are. The names and the dates also match with the earlier screen shot showing that off. 

Oh, but we are far from over taking a nice close look at Cohen, because he failed so much in front of me (sure, mostly because he thought he was that big a troll, but also because he wanted my attention) I think it is time to take a look at Mr. never racist and wants diversity and inclusion groups:

Just by looking at the first group I know this is not going to end well for Cohen, so lets take a much closer look at the ones I have listed here (sure I could look at the others, but people are interested to see why dirt I will bring forward on Cohen, so perhaps in another blog if there is enough interest). In the words of George Takei: Ohhhhhh MAI!!!!!!

Well it cannot be that bad right? Let's have a look at the announcements, I mean this is all a parody page, and no ... oh who the hell am I kidding? This is racist as fuck:

Well then, time to move to the next of Cohen's groups:

Well this is strange indeed! Why would Cohen be a member of something like this? Does he not know that this religion hates the LGBTQ+? I do believe being a member of this group speaks rather loudly, and that he is Heteralsexual. Good thing he is not a moderator or anything as that would beyond a shadow of a doubt bust his sorry ass on that lie too.....

That really loud laughing you hear is me!

Now just for the simple reason of I can, mad Lad Cohen thinks he can butt heads with someone like me, that was tempered in the digital sewers of Facebook, Twitter, hell even the early days of unregulated internet. Cohen, if you are going to troll me you need to step up your game. You need to get on my level. To everyone else I want to provide a rather amusing collection of comments directly from Cohen's Steam profile (Again Cohen, you need to get gud to be on my level)

You know what? At this point and time I think it is best to use steamdb. Why? because we need to really good a good sense of whom Cohen is, as that is the kind of caring person I am:

Only plays free games? Has a active cheating ban? Has not played on any platform? There must be something terribly wrong here! I better check using my own account:

Well shit, it is almost like I am a steam account in good standing, not to mention this is my only account and not some alt. Oh speaking about alts, keep an eye out for the following names as they are all tied to Cohen: Jack, Coot, Diablus-X, Moon Clan Shaman R.Mika Main :D, Rainbow Mika ;), Logan Miles, and r.mika :D. I find it highly amusing that when it comes to R.Mika Main :D 

I keep finding that alt of Cohens and yet he keeps moving the address which I keep a up to date location of what he has changed it to in this blog enter Of course you can go look at how Cohen accidently played his hand and revealed he was using one of his multiple alts.

~PHEW~ !! That may not look like much by just reading, but there was a ton of going over, reviewing and planning what to write that went on here. However, I am not done, well not yet as there is just one more thing I want to add, something that I thought I would add a little something for everyone to truly have a good laugh at (not to mention him especially those he has attacked and may have hurt).

When it comes to his profile picture, he tried to make it look like a DVD screen saver:

Which says EVD. Oddly enough EVD stands for "External ventricular drain". The Fancy Definition for it comes from Wikipedia (which I hate using, but after everything I just put forth I am using it) An external ventricular drain (EVD), also known as a ventriculostomy or extraventricular drain, is a device used in neurosurgery to treat hydrocephalus and relieve elevated intracranial pressure when the normal flow of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) inside the brain is obstructed. In other words (or lack of) he is proudly displaying his love of brain shunts. The man truly is a utter moron is he not?

Now before I hit post on this behemoth information dump on Cohen, I wanted to take a moment to speak to Cohen directly:

Dude, you are trying to troll someone that has not only seen but has gone up against far better then you, so like step up your game will you? Accusing me of something then having zero evidence to show for it then claiming it is true because you said so is so kindergarten level trolling. I highly doubt you are that mentally challenged, so stop acting like it. Further more; making anonymous posts about how I am disrespecting the LGBTQ+ community because your feelings got hurt needs to stop too. Because at that point you are not trolling you are showing just how insecure and needing attention you are. Admit it; You wanted to play with the big boys while still riding your tricycle and are now a little angry you got knocked around, well more like back handed bitch slapped. See, if you do not do dumb shit then I do not go out of my way to do stuff like this where people can laugh at you.

Well anyway, until the next time he starts up .... oh wait, one last minute thing I wanted to add;

It has now been a full eight hours (yes it took me five hours to build this entry), and Zero comment from Cohen. At this point and time I do believe we do not need a reply from him as we have the truth.

But to show I am a fair man, Cohen I will let you have the final words:

I could not have said better buddy.

Till next time everyone!

Update 2 hours later

Well shit! I called down the wrath of the gods from the heavens! Cohen has inside sources! He has a massive Bombshell coming, and I am getting super duper exposed! In fact his exposing me is so epic he will not in any fashion do a lazy copy and paste of everything I have said here, that what he brings will be 100% original! 

I better just "Dox" myself with SteamID right here and right now!

And I better do the same with VACBanned

Why his bombshell will so destructive he will start of his crying shit storm with how popular he is, followed by claiming he is the greatest, then at some point say I am owned. At this point Cohen has passed the threshold of trolling into being a crying baby.