The Coup De Grâce

 I am not going to lie; this is going to be one hell of a long post. I am also not going to lie when I say this is going to hurt Cohen in ways, he never thought possible.

Cohen has reached maximum & peak rage and well everything here has been said by him and him alone. Sure, Cohen can try to change the topic on things, sure he can try to back track it, but he seems to forget that from here on out, when people search his name, they will find these blogs. His cover is blown and there is no way in hell can he ever return to the bullshitting troll he thinks he is.

aka: Cohen Status: Destroyed by Cohen.


Well now, as this is Cohen's Magnum Opus while being our killing blow where should we start with the moron? Do I show each post individually or do I just do a batch of them all at once, and label them all as Cohen self-own #1, Cohen Self Own #2, etc.? I mean there are just so many ways to allow myself to enjoy this, while maximizing Coehn screeching. Well then, no time like the present. Might as well just dive into it.

=== Cohen Self Own #1 ===

    I will not hide the fact that I was a little pissy that Cohen who claims to be against exclusion, hate & Bigotry was indeed being exclusive, bigoted, hate filled and even racist when he decided to false flag my twitter account. Not only that, but he even admitted to calling the cops on me, then saying he did not swat me and went on to define what he did was indeed swatting. Which is detailed in my last blog. What happened next make me face palm three times in a row


    For those not in the know, what we have here is me doing some venting, then a account responding to me, and of course we have Cohen not fully understanding what was said so he took it as someone having sympathy for him.
    As a side note, you will notice how Cohen tried to turn the tables. He was the one to attempt to swat me, but now he states I did it to him, and I am committing genocide on people like him. I asked multiple times for him to clarify this which should not come as a huge shock: He does not.
    Then again, here we have in writing Cohen himself saying he false flagged my steam, so he cannot now nor in the future ever claim, "A Little Birdy Told Me "As we all know it is he himself doing it.

    In the true Fashion of Cohen, he will toss out a lie and if it does not get much traction, he will then ignore it and pretend he never said anything.

    
    I am guessing Cohen knew his scam was up and he stopped posting, so I thought I would bring it to his account page. Much like before, if it was someone that actually told the truth about Cohen, he would delete the comment (this comes into play later as well), so I thought I would add the exact something I posted on his account but to my own, where he cannot delete it.


    Following that post, I decided I would get to work on my last blog entry on him thinking he would have something juicy I could add by the end of it, but alas, nothing happened. Nothing. It was finally over I thought, so I added the last blog because it would be a horrid sin to see Cohen having to use his Lady Shnigga Shnigga account to say, "hey new blog is up". So Obviously I posted it to my account.


    And that is when it happened ....

=== Cohen Self Own #2 ===

    The Reply Cohen had to the above....


    Yeah, I am giving the same reaction you are.

    So, let me get this right, everything on my steam profile is about me swatting and committing genocide on Cohen shall we?


    Now, let us go through the slow and highly painful dissection of my profile, shall we? Because as Cohen said himself everything is about him.

So, here we have a picture of me being an Anthropomorphic Dragon in Second life. Though I am a Therian people (like Cohen) confuse it for being Furry As my steam profile picture. So, seeing as everything on my profile is about Cohen, we just had him Confirm he is indeed Furry. Welp that is one confirmation I have been saying about him down. What else is there?

    But we should really go deeper. I mini profile is still part of my steam profile and as Cohen himself said, everything about him, so here we have Cohen admitting he is a Lesbian Anime Neco. Guess he has to drop those He/Him Pronouns and never use them huh?

    Wait, wait, wait. My name is all about Cohen too. Because Cohen is really Qrow, a fictional character from a web anime series called RWBY. 
       Cohen is saying he looks like this.  I am rather worried for people around him; I do not think he is in touch with reality.
    

    But let's go on.

    
Ah, yes. I opened this steam account in 2016 and even though I did not know of or even speak to Cohen then having a steam account for six years is all about him. This is Swatting Cohen as well as committing genocide on him.
* Warning! Warning! Actual Cohen Logic incoming! Warning! Warning! *
Why even my steam level being 92 is about him as 9+2 = 11. 
Then if add those together like 1+1 =2, we all know 2 means Cohen. 
You know, number two as in taking a number two.
Taking a number two in adult language means talking a shit.
Ergo Steam account level 92 is about Cohen being shit.

    we need to dissect this more:

All right let's look at my Profile Awards, Badges, Games, Screenshots, Workshop Items, reviews and Artwork numbers. This is completely about Cohen. This is Swatting Cohen as well as committing genocide on him.


    So, this one confuses me. My rare achievements ranging from being part of the 0.90% to 3% of players to get an achievement in games is about Cohen.
    Case in point with this s Borderlands 2 achievement which has a total player count of 12,3596 players and I am in the top 1,112 players to get something called "Rainbow Connection". Strange, Cohen claims to be Trans-Fluid-yadda-yadda-yadda, so he would be happy and over the moon to see this.
    Side note: Before Cohen tries to claim this as a win for him, it should be pointed out I earned this way before I ever knew of him.

    But as we go deeper through my profile, Cohen has further claimed that having a rare achievement called "Joy Ride" is all about him. So is Cohen admitting he steals cars or something? This is Swatting Cohen as well as committing genocide on him.


    But as we go further, we go back up to my profile and look just under my name. We see the phrase "Oderint Dum Metuant"
    This is Latin meaning "Let Them Hate, As Long as They Fear"
    Which is something I have been using since 2013, and I got the phrase from MCM of Second life as I seen it on this poster
    So, a phrase that has been around far longer than Cohen is all about Cohen.This is Swatting Cohen as well as committing genocide on him. 


    Let us see what else is ever so triggering. Ok, so my actually stating that I am there to laugh and piss off Cohen is Swatting Cohen as well as committing genocide on him.
    But wait! Giving my gaming PC a nickname of "Athena", which is something I got six years ago is my swatting Cohen, as well as committing Genocide on him. even though Six years ago I did not know who the hell Cohen was.


=== Cohen Self Own #4 ===

    But wait, there is one part of my profile that I did not go over, something Cohen claims I am talking everything about him. So, we need to take a closer look at that.
    So right there, we have Cohen stating he is a Drama Whore, Liar, Hater & Back Stabber, Furthermore Cohen is admitting that he is a true piece of shit, doing horrible things then claiming he is part of the LGBTQ so he can be free of consequences on his actions. 
    Yeah, you cannot walk it back Cohen. You claimed everything on my profile was all about you. Seeing as I am openly stating what I am talking a stand against, uh yeah you are admitting who you are. Much like you admitting to being a furry anime character.

=== Things for Context ===

    So, now that you have the following information from above, I do want to point out that I provided this very same logic to Cohen, so he cannot claim it is a surprise to him as I said:
    It is more than a little strange I never got a reply from him.

    But fear not, for I have the balls to talk to him on his turf, and so I brought this to him

    If you are thinking Cohen would have some meaningful response, then you have not been paying attention to these blogs for in his own words he tried to create another topic change. Why? Because catching him in his lies and saying the truth about him makes Cohen very uncomfortable.

    You know, I am not sure what kind of people Cohen thinks he owns, but somehow having him set himself up for being lying while showing his Coprophiliac tendencies (someone that gets turned on by all things relating to shit) is kind of amusing so I wanted to see where he would go with it.

    I was amazed this worked. So, Cohen is saying he did not try to swat me, then he goes into the very definition of what it means to try and swat someone. You will also notice I am keeping the pressure up with my question, and I am not letting him change topics. This really pisses him off.

    You can almost hear Cohen mashing his teeth together, as he growls "Let it go! Let me change the topic! REEEEEE! Stop busting me in a lie!" LOL

    So, remember when Cohen said he stands for Inclusion, that he stands against Racism, bigotry, Hate? Here we have him gloating about false flagging an intersexed First Nations (that means Native American Cohen) person. Sure, looks like he is being exclusive, racist, hate filled and a bigot huh?

    You know there is really something strange about Cohen using his Lady Shnigga Shnigga alt account to post the same so-called link to YouTube, the same link that steam removes as it is going through a IP Tracker. But Still, I keep the pressure on him.


    It was right after this that we see Cohen crack and finally loose his shit. I was not going to let him get away with changing topics.


=== The Deleted Messages ===

    The following is a list of comments that I would add to Cohens profile page, and he would delete them. I am missing the first one, as I was unable to get a copy of it in time. There is really not much context to add to them, however, take a moment to read each one and laugh at the special messages I would put into them like "Cohen if you want to tell the world you want to ride my cock then delete this message" or "Cohen if you are my weak beta bitch boy delete this message" Because without fully reading what I wrong, he would delete them.

    Cohen really does own himself here

Naturally, he deleted my last post, and I thought it was over. Hell, a week went by and I was actually thinking about deleting all these posts, but then it happened.

=== Cohen Self Own #5 ===
    
    So, for context I changed my profile. Oh, the horror, the inhumanity! How could I? How could an alpha like me not stop and ask the beta bitch Cohen if it was ok if I changed my profile. What was I thinking?! I mean clearly, I should have asked the bitch boy who gate keeps steam if it was all right!

    I mean come on! I even had the audacity to post this as my profile picture without asking Cohen!

    You know what, screw it. Normally this is where I add a screen cap and then add context, but at this point and time I think we are all up to speed here, so you can read them one after another. Do be on the lookout where Cohen tries to change topics as he is busted from claiming to know more than the developers of the game (which I messaged, and all their characters are 18+). What Game? What Dev's? Nah, I am not going to make it that easy for our lying sac of shit furry Cohen. He claims to have a big brain he can figure that out. 
    After he figures out that he (yet again) busted himself claiming Lady Shnigga Shnigga sent him a private DM on his Steam account and they are not even on each other's friends list so makes it kind of hard to do.


    Thus, the attention to Cohen, our self-professed liar, backstabber, attention whore, furry, that claims to be transgender just so he can do anything he wants (such as child porn, swatting people, false flagging people) then hide behind the rainbow flag to be free of consequence comes to an end.
    Not with the fireworks and behind carried on his shoulders like he thought, but with a very hard eye roll at how many times he has owned himself and caught lying his ass off.
    Naturally, Cohen is going to embarrass himself and take a victory lap and claim he won, for I will be the first one to give him a head pat. Not out of admiration but more out of the forced kindness you would give to an adult with a new Born's mentality.

    So, by all means keep playing yourself Cohen. I really do not care. Like I said, I have proven you to be nothing more than a Liar, that you make shit up, then you try to lie even more, or change the topic to try and get out of it. I mean it is clear you want attention, so move along little beta cuck, go get it from trolling those Team Fortress 2 forums you love so much.

    But remember the more people you troll the more that will search for your name the more that will find this blog and the more that will laugh at you.

    We all know that is why you are this angry with me. I laughed at you two years ago and I am still laughing.

~Qrow~
The one man to stand up to you and still laugh.

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