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This is our mighty hero: Captain Wienie! 
When he is not called into action he is not mild mannered salt miner: Cohen.

Our hero Captain Wienie is going to put an end to villainous mocking
brought forth by the villainous The Shnu Shnu


Our hero Captain Wienie was ready to strike a lethal blow!
Captain Wienie activated his super power: Setting a date!


Ermuhgawd! The Shnu Shnu's power of laughing 
That evil Bastard! How Dare he ask on March 29th were things where!
QUICK! CAPTAIN WIENIE! ACTIVATE YOUR SUPER POWER: POSTURING!!


Oh Shit! The Shnu Shnu used Captain Wienie's Kryptonite: Laughing harder!
QUICK! CAPTAIN WIENIE! ACTIVATE YOUR SUPER POWER: POSTURING AGAIN!
Captain uses Sperg Vision on The Shnu Shnu, it is not very effective!


Meanwhile, our super hero decides to return to his small town of Salt Mining.
Posing as not so mild mannered Cohen. While in disguise he decides to ask 
The Shnu Shnu for something that Captain Wienie can Co-op


ERMHUGAWD! That evil Bastard The Shnu Shnu used the crystal shard of predictability, and took action days before



How will our Super hero Captain Winnie get out of this one?
Fucked if I Know! I am just a Jack ass!

Let us hope The Shnu Shnu does not plan to strike with .....
Well that would be spoilers now wouldn't it?

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