Outrageous Super Love Fairy (S2EO2)

I have you now Jolon! I will completely ignore thus admitting though guilt that I am a steam account hacker that uses ip trackers and key loggers. 

Prepare for my mighty attack of being a sped! I am sooooo owning your ass mother fucker! How dare you make fun of me!

I have prepared for this day!

For I and I alone wield the crystal shard of predictability!

Watch as I use it on you to predict what you shall do next, then marvel as your idea of proving me wrong is by doing that very thing.

ERMUHGAWD! You evil bastard! I would never ever do such a thing! You just wait till I use my super secret simping sempai power of ass hurt to totally not today what you said would happen four days ago. I will own you!!! See?

You realize you just did the very thing I said you would do? Now watch as I take your piss poor photo shopping skills and show you what someone that knows what they are doing can do!

You disingenuous mother fucker! Oh that is it! I am taking to my steam page to copy and paste what I said on march 29th, I am soooo going to own you!

Do you even have the slightest idea of how bad that makes you look? Not only that, but do you have any idea of just how much ass hurt you are showing off when people realize you mere copied and pasted what I said on March 25h? See the difference is that when I said it, I was actually talking to someone an----

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I AM WRITING MY SHIT STORM BLOG! I WILL FINALLY TAKE YOU DOWN ASSHOLE! YOU WILL FEEL THE SPERGING REE'S OF JUSTICE!

Before I even even look at more of your fantastic shit storm, I summon the crystal shard of predictability! to predict what you will say which can also be seen at the bottom of the page here.

    

We just had your first of many shitty meme's, let me guess because you are so ass hurt, you are going to open up with pretending to tell people how popular you are? You realize you are the only one playing the popularity game like this right?

it is called owning you, thank you very much! I will also have you know I totally will not do that. Now sit back and watch as a true master shows you how it is done you little prick

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So you're idea of proving me wrong is doing the very thing that proves me right?

SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT STAIN! REMEMBER I THREATENED YOU WITH SAYING I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE EVEN THOUGH THE DOX IS WRONG!!!!

Besides in the shit storm blog where I declare I am owning you, I will make it all about me. Even though I will state details and have no proof, it totally means what you say and the evidence you provide is wrong. I Super owned you, and you know what that means now

Epic shitty meme, as you show your piss poor photoshop skills?

Epic shitty meme time, as I show you my piss poor photoshop skills, super duper owned mother fucker!!

Now check this out! because I could not provide context at the beginning of the blog, that my ego is so large I had to make it all about me, I am going to show everyone how I won! Oh and I am going to totally ignore how you busted me for living in Hong Kong, I like hiding my racism and saying Niger -- Nigeria!

Check this out mother fucker! I will even show them your steam page! What do you have to say about that?!

I honestly cannot believe I need to repeat myself on this. First, and I know dates are very hard for you to understand, April 1st I changed my steam name, and literally stated I did not care, and I laughed thinking you would use that as some form of you won. Four days later you did just that. So if I do not care, why do you?

Next when it comes to the blog, jumping Jesus you are fucked up. Four hours ago I stated I was changing the name of the blog to take on a more anime feel. Yet a mere two hours after that you start jumping for joy saying "I won! I won" ... uh, no you did not.

I cannot here you la la la la la la! Now watch as I super duper universal star power own you! I will tell everyone my shit storm blog was first!

It is truly amazing to witness the sheer size of your ego right now. Now I understand dates are very harder for you to follow, but try to keep up.

1) You claim you had your blog first. All right lets look at the date of your first blog and my first blog

let us start with mine. it says it was first started March 16th 2022

Now let us look at yours which was two days later starting on March 18th 2022.

16 comes before 18 ergo mine was first.

2) if I created a brand new blog, then all entries will start with the date April 4th 2022. Now if on the other hand, I merely did a title and url name change it will still have the date of March 16th 2022

Well now, would you look at that? It would appear all I did was a title and url name change. it is now becoming cringe worthy as how you are taking fact and trying to make a lie out of it.

YOU LAZY MOTHER FUCKER! HOW DARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO SHOW THE TRUTH! CAN YOU NOT LET ME LIE TO PEOPLE JUST ONE TIME?

Wait, I still have an ace up my sleeve. Something I can use that you in no way can bust me on for lying.

HUZZAH! Fear me mother fucker!

I get that are part of the not so peaceful towards women, and thus you hate anyone playing that game, but why are hours from the last two weeks not listed? Why does it say I last played March 28th 2022? Once again, you are taking fact and trying to spin it into a lie, nusting yourself in the process

Jolon-san! Why are you always showing how I am lying? How will people trust me so I can use those Ip Tackers and keygen loggers that allow me to steal their steam accounts if you continue doing this?

FUCK IT! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! YOU KEEP SAYING YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME? WELL CHECK THIS OUT!!!

And now, even though I totally said this shit storm blog was going to be me exposing you on discord, and even though I spent the majority of the time talking about myself I will say this

Oh you mean the same Discord where you joined and the first thing YOU asked for was furry (underage) porn, then ran like the scared bitch that you are the second I said you were Cohen? So unless you have any other proof, YOU are the Pedo not me

HOW DARE YOU KEEP THAT DISCORD SERVER UP AND NOT GIVE ME ACCESS TO IT!!!! HOW THE FUCK WILL I FAKE MY SHIT TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD?!

Easy. My name is not Cohen with a larger then life Ego that causes him to react out of sheer ass hurt. I actually plan and strategize and predict what you will do before you do it.

Well, I guess I have no other option. I will have to use my final ace in the hole!

I cannot believe I need to say this AGAIN. You are the only one that cares about that shit. Not only that, I have recorded proof I made the Shnu Shnu account on March 15th 2022. You made your Shnu Shnu account March 18th 2022. An entire three days AFTER me. YOU are MY clone!

YEAH?! WELL .... WELL .... WE ALL KNOW 18 IS HIGHTER THEN 15! I WIN SHIT STAIN! MAH HA HA HA HA!

either way, there is only one thing left for me to say!

For once I agree with you. The Imposter has been owned time and time again. The Imposter of course being you. I mean dear lord your shit storms are nothing but you talking about yourself, repeating the same shit, posting crappy meme's, and never proving a god damn thing. Hell I have put more effort into this so people can laugh at you, then  you ever would.

Oh, Jolon-san! Why don't you just do what I want, and give me your steam account? I need to show everyone how I won. So can you stop taking a stand and making blogs far better then mine where people are actually laughing at me?

In a word: no!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I AM GOING TO SUPER DUPER TRIPLE INFINITY HALF CAFFINE LEMON TWIST EXPOSE YOU NOW!!!!!! SURE IT WILL BE NOTHING BUT SHITTY MEME'S, ME TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, USING CRAPPY MOVIE LINES AND NOT PROVIDING ANY ACTUAL PROOF BUT STILL!!! YOU WAIT!

~ To be Continued ~

Did you like this new format? Let me know in the comments. I know I had a lot of fun doing it this way.

Cohen: You cannot now imitate it and claim you had it first. Dates and time codes of the actual blogs are a bitch like that.