I will admit it, I took the title from <redacted>. If he/she wants their username used, I will make a edit to credit them properly. Until then, they know whom they are ;)
Cohen will never admit it, but I got inside his head, and well he messed up stating something he tries to either delete or have it removed the second I (or anyone else states it)
Season one summary
Episode one: Little did a realize at the time; Cohen was on one of his hacked steam accounts that he stole from someone (enable steam two-step authentication if you are reading this and have not so yet) looking to troll for other steam accounts with some piss poor trolling on the new release of shadow warrior 3. After creating false allegations calling me a pedophile (which he has yet to prove), I took to making a blog to mock him.
Episode two: Cohen truly did not like that unbeknown to me I close to learning the truth of Cohen, which I am totally cock teasing the latest information about, and thus made a rather crappy reply blog (it is in a achieve format because at the time that is how I saved it). Naturally this caused me to write a second blog on him, kind of to screw around with him and do some light mocking of him. However, Cohen was hearing the power rangers' theme in his head, and there was no way he was going to take this laying down. As I was starting to get into his head and dear old Cohen let it slip, he loves women and plenty of other heterosexual markers with his second blog entry (again in achieve format so as not to get anyone confused) but instead of making a new blog he just added on the information as a update.
Episode three: Cohen thought he had me on the ropes, he thought he had a sure way to back up his false allegations of calling me a pedophile. Through the use of crappy memes, actually writing how he was sucking his own dick over his blog and claiming that my playing League of Maidens was his proof, he wrote yet another blog entry yet again making it nothing more than a update to go under the other two. This was it, this was my ride or die moment as it were, and instead of going on the defensive, I was going on the offensive. Following a hunch, I started to press into Cohen and his lying with a blog entry of my own.
Episode four: I had no idea that I had caught the attention of <redacted> and how they loved to see Cohen put on blast, even providing me the tools to publicly available information on Cohen; Including the information he wanted to try and distracted people from seeing. Naturally I made a blog entry about all the information on this. Cohen's counter claiming I was going after the entire LGBTQ+ community (he really did not like my pointing out how he was a heterosexual Muslim male living in Hong Kong) was highly ineffective as I was going after just him. Not because he claimed he was a trans person but because you do not toss out false allegations about me then prove you are lying your ass off. I will rip and tear at anyone that does that until I am the only one left standing.
Episode Five: After days of Cohen claiming was going to super expose me and providing nothing, I decided to make a joke blog where I mercilessly mocked him. He was in full rage mode, yet had nothing else to do.
Episode Six: This was the plot twist episode as I started to press harder than ever into Cohen. He was starting to crack as I got further into his head (even after I told him that his head games would not work on me). He kept claiming he was going to drop a bomb on me, and it turned out I dropped a nuke on him. He even went as far as trying his usual brute forcing his way into my steam account so he could steal it (like he has done with countless others) however this is not my first rodeo, and I have measures in place to prevent this, which really pissed him off.
episode Seven, the season finale: Cohen was feeling the pressure. He thought I knew the truth about him, which in truth I had not (well not for this episode) and so was running in full angry mode when he wrote yet another blog, and this time it was an actual separate blog. He was going to go through it all and though he wanted to set out debunking everything I said about him had proved nothing at all. However, he had another thought in mind; If he could not steal something, he would threaten so as (in his mind) I would bend the knee and give him everything he wanted. As he hit enter, he sipped his wine and leaned back laughing evilly whispering "got him".
Season two teaser trailer: In a world where steam is too chicken shit scared to act and actually do something, out of fear of being called an ist and an phobe
it was up to one person to bring the truth to light. But was it worth putting his six year old, 142 game account in harms way, or would he bow down to the true evil on steam that goes by the name Cohen?
Season Two episode episode one: There is a few things you never ever do with me. One of those things is never threaten me. Especially when you do not know what I look like, or what I can do (that is all I can say without sounding like I am posturing).
Following a hunch, I decided I would try a new head game on Cohen. It was critical that my next move was strong enough to get into his head, yet subtle enough so that his ego did not see I was turning the tables on him. So, I sat down to think. I needed to psychoanalyze Cohen based on the information I have by witnessing his actions, and what he said on his previous blogs.
Eurika! It was his ego. If I gave a subtle smack, then what would happen next would cause him to slip up (in a way I was not expecting)
But I needed to make this a two-prong attack. I wish I had taken the screen shots, But I had cloned his Sir Shnu Shnu steam account instead I called myself Mr Shnu Shnu, and every time he changed his steam profile, his steam name I did the same, I even went as far as to clone his shitty blog, making my own version of it. while posting on his time line calling him the imposture.
It was working. Good! Time for part two, which I will walk you through my thought process first:
1) I had a strong suspicion Cohen was in Hong-Kong. But what kind of phones are most popular smart phones there? I mean I had an idea but I needed accurate information. Google stated I-phones were the most popular in Hong Kong
2) Sweet! Knowing Cohen, he loves to be popular, so I bet he has one of those. Hey Google? What is a popular i-phone iOS update in Hong Kong? iOS 15.3? Hot damn Cannot wait to use this on....
.... FUCK! He is already moving on to his next "victim"
Well shit! I needed to move fast, namely because I have no clue if
<redacted> uses steams two step authenticator
. I had to hope what I actually had was good enough
What happened next, was something I honestly was something I was not expecting. I had fully gotten into his head, and he openly admitted that he uses IP Trackers, and Key loggers on people that use steam! However, I thought I had taken that screen shot before he deleted the comment realizing he fucked up.
Now Naturally only Cohen would think I would mention something without supplying any supporting information (as that is what exactly he does).
Comment One (I deleted): That is the one you see above were I state Cohen is now responsible for what happens to Cohen.
Comment Two (cohen deleted): My asking why he uses IP Trackers and Keyloggers on the people that use steam.
Comment Three (at time of my post) is still up
Strange How Cohen would delete the first comment like that, what would he do if I said that on his steam account?
Wait, why did he delete that comment?
Well no matter, I will just repost it
And of course, he deletes the comment. All right, I thought I would try again. This time I would add that if he deletes this comment, he is admitting that he uses IP Trackers and Key Loggers on people that use steam, and by deleting the comment he is also admitting he does not want anyone to know about it
If you guessed, he deleted that comment then you are ....... right!
But is this truly the end?
Season 2 Episode two of Cohen: A fabulous anime sneak peak:
Cohen, not realizing I was in the process of writing this out decided he needed to be batted around a little more. Here are My Predictions of what his next shit storm will contain:
1) Shitty meme's
2) Co-opt what was said, either in his shit storm or on steam (what a pussy!)
3) Reacting only to this latest blog
4) Showing is really upset I changed my steam name because in his mind everyone has to ask him for permission first
5) More easily searched google images as his "proof"
6) Trying harder to threaten me (thus failing even more)
7) Claiming more false allegations without even proving a shred of evidence.
8) Trying harder to threaten me (thus failing even more)
9) His little feels getting utterly hurt, he will try to use the links (see below)
built around something he makes up on the spot.
However, I feel like we will have to wait another seven plus days to see what he has
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