Season three, Episode two - Series Finale: Velocity Saints

 

To long didn't read version:

Cohen Status: SUPER DELUXE-CHEESE CRUST FILLING, HE WILL NOT BE BACK, HE's FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP, FEELS LIKE A PEPPER TWO, JOHNNY FIVE ALIVE, DESTROYED! OWNED! OTHER COHEN WORDS HE THINKS MAKES HIM LOOK GOOD!

PS: Oh Sure, Cohen will go on and imitate everything written here, because that is what the little mouse does.

Before we continue, I should address Cohen claiming he is a person of color (aka a black person) and does not have a racist bone in his body.

because according to Cohen, claiming he lived in "Nigger" and then posting this as his profile picture is just not being racist.

Except, well it is. 

I am sure once I hit post on all this, and once Cohen reads this will change his profile picture but as of right now this is what he uses to run around the Team Fortress Forums trolling people.

Oh, and anyone with a functioning brain will know what account his Cohen's and what account mine is, but well Cohen will be reading this thing, so I need to actually take him by the hand and show him the logic:

First you can tell when I post something from my account by my steam username and the URL I have included:

Second you can tell when something was posted on Cohen's account by the background picture and the url I have included

Now this all starts to the last picture from the blog post before this one:

But Cohen being ... well Cohen, he deleted that comment then he had to make it out like something else, which of course had me do what I did. You the one thing Cohen keeps telling himself is not a thing

I had a suspicion on Cohen. The second you say something that is true about him, his guilt complex kicks in and he has to delete the comment. Turned out I was right.

Interesting. I wondered what else Cohen would admit to by removing my comments.

I thought I got him here, but then something magical happened. I got a chance to see Cohen use his Diablus-X account. What is funny here is the second I said what I stated here, Cohen has not used this as his alt, I wonder why.... 

 Oh, right because we have Cohen on record saying Diablus-X is his account, and I have evidence about that Lady Shnigga Shnigga was Cohen just renaming the account.

But we have a back and forth. You know I never did a answer to why would I leave a comment laughing at him to only delete it?

From here on out, we have Cohen letting his bigotry come out. I Still want to know why Cohen has so much discrimination towards disabled people. I mean if he had a reason to calling me crippled then I might have seen it, but nope. He just lets that one fly, and of course has yet to answer me on that one. So, Cohen just how racist are you?

And so, a fun game started for me. it was a game of me saying something and Cohen deleting it. The whole time I was trying to see if what I said about Cohen was true, which if it was, he would delete my comment. It got to the point he was not even paying attention to what I said, because you know if he did ......

But then something happened. I lost all interest in Cohen and I was going to delete the folder that had these screen shots. But then Cohen had to go and show us how much of an attention whore he is. he actually ran to my profile to say something:

A fun note here would be that Cohen has yet to respond to this. I mean if I was actually deleting comments, now would be the time for him to reply right? But nothing but crickets. So, I went to his profile, I wanted to pack in as much truth about the moron as I could

Guess what Cohen Did? Do you think he replied to it? Do you think he used one of his alts to come back me with a snappy come back, or did he delete the comment like the scared little bitch he is? Well, if you guessed he took the little scared bitch way out of things, you would be correct

Now I know Cohen will now make some cloned blog post, he will go on and on and one with how he is right only because he said so. I really do not care. I have unsubscribed from his post timeline; I will be deleting his comments from my own timeline simply because I have now lost all interest in him.

There is only so much slapping the fuck out of him so hard that I wipe the taste of his boyfriends dick out of his mouth.

Translation Cohen:

A Fucking Fury (as you keep calling me that) has destroyed you to the point you continue taking the pussy way out. You are no longer fun to fuck with.