SCHNU SCHNU: ENDGAME

What is up with that title? Well Cohen here claims that I am the imposter, so I thought why in the hell not steal his blog title and one of his pictures. 

Oh, and I decided to steal one of his pictures as well. I really do not think I need to put much effort into this entry because little mouse has made so many errors, that is just going to be me making fun of it all.

March 31st 2022

My day of reckoning is here! I have been super exposed with Cohen's recent blog that totally does not have the achieve here. In fact look at what I woke up to and the mighty (ass hurting) Cohen has done on steam

Whatever shall I do besides laugh at his ass hurting? Why provide you with more of his cringe so you can laugh along with me!

Now this is a Cohen blog so you know it is going to start off with a shitty meme and then him going on to sound like he is some kind of popular guy. Seriously how many times do I have to say he is the only one playing that game? anyway he starts

And just like that I need to pause as I want to see his shitty little meme up close and personal 

Oh I get it! because I have "I am their boogie man. I am their bump in the night. I am legend" written on my profile he thinks I am imitating boogie2988. To anyone that is smarter then Cohen they can see in a instant where it comes from, and well this is not it. But hey good on him for trying hard right? But he continues onward.

Do you get it yet? He is popular and cool and totally hates people! He is mega edgy and you will totally laugh ... i mean not laugh at him for this! If you do you will pay him so as he can fight you I.R.L. Now stop cracking up and bow down to the edge lord!

Now that to one side, we get into how he is going to super expose me. Are you ready for the shock and awe of this? You better be! We are dealing with one touch ass hurt mother fucker!!

You can totally believe this. Oh, not because Cohen has screen shots or something to verify what he says. Nope! He has something much more powerful: He said it and because he uttered the words, he thinks it is instantly true. Screw logic because that will *gasp* prove how wrong he is.

1) Cohen really did not waste anytime getting to the edgy bullshit now did he? Well because he does not know how the hell to embed a link, allow me to do that for him. In his own words: "Mr shitstain  Imposter had CLOSED his blog (yes the one where he claims to be lady shnu shnu) only to redirect it to https://temperedonyx.blogspot.com/2022/03/ his furry blog."

2) How the hell could I have deleted something if it still exists?

3) He is saying my stuff at Tempered Onyx is the Lady Shnu Shnu Stuff? That I deleted the Tempered onyx stuff? umm, how can one of the other be deleted or reverted when they are easily verified to both be active? Especially when I follow his link? The internet is not sending their best. Also, I use a real life wolf picture that has a blue filter applied and I am a furry? Does this mean if I use a avatar from Halo I am really Master Chief? If I use a avatar of a nuclear explosion I am a bomb that has achieved sentience?

So, is anyone else noticing Cohen continues to mention this? Does he supply anything in the way of fact to support this statement? Or do I need to do that too? Sigh looks like I need to do that

Me: Creates the name Lady Shnu Shnu March 15th

Cohen: Creates Sir Shnu Shnu Marth 18th

Also Cohen: Ah ha! See my number is bigger, so I had it first!

How the hell does he go into public without wearing his pants on his head? Does he take "the special bus" when has to go anywhere?

Cohen, what is it like to have imaginary conversations in your head, then make posts on the conversations you just had? When you return from seeing the doctor as it is clear they do not have your dosages just right, can you point out where I claimed all that? Here I will even go so far as to post what you are reacting to. Now take the screen shot and highlight where I said all that m'kay?

I have included a screen shot of what I said. Cohen I need you to download this and point out exactly where I said what you claim I said. That is if the voices in your head allow you too.

HANG ON! I AM READING A COHEN BLOG! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STUPID AS FUCK MEME?! 

Ohh there it is, mmmmm oh baby! 

Wait, are we now at war champ? Is this what you are so ass hurt about? You are in full on anger mode, and others and myself are laughing my ass off at you, and so that means war? Sure. Oh, I guess I am a zombie now, and yet not one resident evil meme. I am not impressed with you.

What was I thinking?! Anyone that wants to have a edgy steam profile will use a Copy Pasta (A derogatory term for forum posts which contain a direct or nearly direct copy-and-paste of memes, posts from older forum discussions, or other material, often accompanied by an attempt to pass off the contents as new and original) that can be linked to child porn. It is common place in Cohens world! Why he even provides a screen shot

And because I am not on Cohen's level of intelligence I would not notice he called said screen shot "Really hot", and like that totally does not bust what he just said

and so like when I even download the image I would not notice it said "really hot" as well again Cohen is just too darn smart for me!

If I only knew how to really use google, then I would see that Windows95ism had a steam account

Of course if I could use google as well as Cohen, I would see Windows95ism had a twitter account, that would really raise questions about Cohen

But Like I said, Cohen is just to gosh darn smarts for me!

Cohen dude? it was a throw away joke. I was laughing at you. But sure take a moment to screech as loud as you can, this in no way shows how ass hurt you are that myself and others are laughing at you.

Now we come to my favorite part of Cohens shit storm. This had me howling in laughter when I realized he actually exposed his alt. Allow me to explain. First he starts off like this, and because he cannot learn how the fuck to embed links allow me to do it for him: Alive by Moonlight

And he does the usual follow through with sucking his own dick, because in Cohen's world if you use his real life picture then you are a true and honest fan. Wait, does this mean if I change my avatar picture to the same I become a true and honest fan to? YAY!

Then he amps up the ass hurt, and this is where he fucks up

How did he fuck up? Well he is kind of missing the whole View | All Recently Played | Wishlist | Reviews links. Of course now that I mentioned it, watch how fast they reappear. Good thing there is an Achieve of how it is right now

Now can you follow that up with saying something moronic and include a shitty meme?

Thank you!

Oh boy this is it! Cohen is totally going to debunk my stating he is a Muslim, that he is heterosexual and not Trans gender. He is going to totally own my non Lilly white ass now!

Umm this is going to be really awkward, but did I zone out? Did Cohen Zone out while writing that? Please oh please tell me that he did not just post some pictures and then claim "Ha! See? I am not Muslim, and I am totally Transgender and you are lying!" because that is what it looks like to me.

Fuck! We need you to post another shitty meme Cohen! That will totally show you are not lying or being ass hurt about everything!

OHHHHHH YEAH! That was soo good I need a cigarette!

And now we get to the main event! My Super Duper exposing! We just need to look past how Cohen first comes off as being upset that I have the name Lady Shnu Shnu followed by the fact I took the name Tempered Onyx. You know he is serious because he has included ... you guessed it! Another shitty meme!

In Fact Cohen got himself a super duper secret anonymous informant (of course the shithead does not know how to post screen shots properly so I will have to yet again do that for him)

Well fuck! Looks like we know the same person!

ERMUHGAWD! I just noticed our mutual anonymous person totally had the date and time removed from the screen shots. Man oh man, can you imagine if those were included? It would totally mean you just made the shit up! Kind of like how you claim your Dox is not Doxing (which you failed at by the way) because you edited out information out. That is totally like breaking it a bank but not stealing the money so as it is not a bank robbery, or breaking into a car but not drive it anywhere because that is not stealing it. You are just way way to smart with your 5th dimension chess playing!

Wait, how does the information check out Cohen? How did you make sure it checks out? We need more then just you saying "Well I said so that is why"

I have no words for this one. I mean I honestly think I am dealing with someone that is truly autistic. He added a commercial break, yes a literal fucking commercial break on his own blog. But then he does not add a sponsor link, like how bad do you have to be to fuck up even that?

But wait! There is more! Cohen claims he has super duper deluxe exposing documents on me! I am not sure how the fuck he has "exposed me as being a imposter" However I am seriously getting the sense he is ass blasted mad that I took the name Lady Shnu Shnu due to the fact that his shit for brains lacks the imagination to have claimed it first. Then again Cohen is really coming off as being mad that I *gasp* dared take the name Tempered Onyx. It is almost like the lad wants to ride my cock but is upset I am straight or something.

Umm, dumb question. How Can I be living in Canada, but also be living in Iraq, Iran, Syria, or Turkey? I need to ask because well you know, I am not as strong with google-fu as Cohen is, so there is no way I would know the picture came from a Kurdish web site But hey, Cohen does not have a history of lying his ass off or presenting information and we are supposed to take it as fact because he said so ... except he does and we don't. Not sorry to say this Cohen: If this is the only proof you have to back up your false allegations that I am a pedophile, then congratulations son! You are helping me build that Libel and Slander case against you. How does it feel to be your own worst enemy right now?

So, yeah I am going to look past the part of how that looks like Gabe Newell (he is the owner of Steam Cohen) Instead I am going to say you have another swing and a miss there Cohen. But hey, I am happy to see you know where to get your rocks off with google.

Yet another swing and a miss. I think I see why you only tried three times. Your "attacks" are not every effective.

I would agree. There should be a big OOF from you. You realize for this false allegation to even work, you would then have to admit you are part of the same imaginary Furry Cub Porn Server right? I am sure you have a screen shot to back this up, so we know you did not make it up right? .... RIGHT?? 

Really? Not even a screen shot and instead you're fourth swing and a miss

Oh look, yet another shitty meme! Because you know when people are laughing at you for constantly posting shitty meme's you post more shitty meme's, that will teach them all!

So, more shitty meme's, a heaping helping of shit that is easily disproven, you declaring you have true and honest fans, even more shitty meme's, and a side dish of you being this ass mad people are laughing at you and not with you? 

Oh and Cohen? To let to do it now that I will be mentioning it; but thanks for proving everything I said last night about you was correct. You truly are your own worst enemy bud. To think, all I wanted to do was walk away from you sperging out. However now? Now I am sticking around for fucking ever. You are too much fun!