Cohen Of The Descendance

I have you now Jolon! I will completely ignore thus admitting though guilt that I am a steam account hacker that uses ip trackers and key loggers.  Prepare for my mighty attack of being a sped! I am sooooo owning your ass mother fucker! How dare you make fun of me! I have prepared for this day! For I and I alone wield the crystal shard of predictability! Watch as I use it on you to predict what you shall do next, then marvel as your idea of proving me wrong is by doing that very thing. ERMUHGAWD! You evil bastard! I would never ever do such a thing! You just wait till I use my super secret simping sempai power of ass hurt to totally not today what you said would happen four days ago. I will own you!!! See? You realize you just did the very thing I said you would do? Now watch as I take your piss poor photo shopping skills and show you what someone that knows what they are doing can do! You disingenuous mother fucker! Oh that is it! I am taking to my steam page to copy and paste wha...